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Hi there boys and girls! I’m back, I betcha you thought I’d be crying tears after Kate minus John plus Rugrats was canceled, but nooooo, Kate is back! and she’s being tossed around more often than a cheap Tiger Woods whore, happily for my eyes, she’s being tossed around on that amazing show, “Dancing with the Stars” and not actually shedding clothing. But my dear faithful readers, I have something new to report under the stars! Twist of Kate:

Kate Gosselin is struggling as a hoofer on Dancing With the Stars, but she already has found her new calling: using her role as an “example mom” to help and learn from others.

TLC announces plans today for the Jon & Kate Plus 8 star to get her own series, Twist of Kate, and to revisit her family life, without ex-husband Jon, in a series of Kate Plus 8 specials. It’s part of a plan to build on the channel’s growth that also includes Sarah Palin’s Alaska, a travelogue series about the state and its high-profile former governor.

In Twist of Kate, Gosselin will use fan letters from women inspired by her story as the basis for profiles of women facing their own challenges. Twelve episodes will start airing in late summer.

I’m sure that the show will be riveting! After all, we all loved to see Kate yell and huff at her ex husband. Now she gets to do it over and over again. But this time, it’ll be at new and exciting guys! Maybe Sarah Palin can invite her along on her travelogues, After all, they’d be just perfect with each other.

What do you think dear reader? wouldn’t you just loooove to see Kate and Sarah? I eagerly await TLCs check, which can be made payable to me!

‘Til next time! ta ta!

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Hey there fellow bloggers and blog-readers, it’s Soupy!  Unfortunately, I’m not here to post about Jon or Kate or anything that interesting.  Instead, I just had to pass this along — As PETA says, it is just too good to pass up!

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So recently, there has been a little to-do about Sarah Palin and her youngest child (I think his name is Trig). For those not in the know, Sarah Palin’s youngest child was born with Down Syndrome. Of course, this issue would be a mother’s prerogative to be a Hot Button Issue for her, and in all honesty, I can appreciate and support her in that manner.

Fox Entertainment (Family Guy), Rush Limbaugh and White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel have all used the word retard or imagery of retardation in the recent past. Rahm started with a political insensitive though not specifically derogatory use, followed by Rush who went two steps further down this path, and then Family Guy that went a few miles further completely leaving the field of political acceptable in the dust.

It is a mother’s right to take this issue to heart and be offended, perhaps a bit more than the rest of the crowd, and it is a mother’s right to strike back and make comments about the uses of such terms and thoughts, but it’s the Janus-faced duplicity of Sarah Palin that really gets to me. She steps up to call out a political opponent’s lackey on his use, then complete forgives her own ally’s use, and then, of course, gets slammed by the comic media and has the nerve to offended.

I could support her on this issue if her stance was consistent. The instant forgiving of Rush only shows that while this might be only be a slightly Warm Button Issue for her; her personal feelings seem to always take a second place to political attacks even on an issue drowning in and pushed forward by personal issues. She reduces her credibility in all subjects by pulling out her child ONLY when it is convenient to strike at her political opponents and in truth she does her own child the worst injustice by doing so.

But in all this, there is perhaps a small ray of intelligence not steeped in political rhetoric and sound bites. Sarah Palin’s eldest daughter, Bristol, a victim of her own little scandals, has released an intelligent statement on behalf of her family in response to Fox (Family Guy): “When you’re the son or daughter of a public figure, you have to develop thick skin. My siblings and I all have that, but insults directed at our youngest brother hurt too much for us to remain silent. People with special needs face challenges that many of us will never confront, and yet they are some of the kindest and most loving people you’ll ever meet. Their lives are difficult enough as it is, so why would anyone want to make their lives more difficult by mocking them?”

Whether it is political writers or it is actually Bristol it gives a glimmer of hope for the rest of the Palin family.

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….or is that the smell of burning endorsement deals in the night?

Yes boys and girls, your beloved Soupy has to return to give you more dirt on our newest beloved manwhore, Tiger! It seems that Gatorade no longer has room for the Tiger in their product lines, such a pity too, because you know every man on the planet was probably eyeing the Tiger focus drinks and wondering on some deep level, ‘I wonder if I drink this I’ll get dozens of attractive women to sleep with me.’ I’m telling you, Pepsi-co is missing a prime marketing opportunity here! instead

Gatorade officials confirmed to CNBC on Tuesday afternoon that its subline “Gatorade Tiger Focus” will be discontinued.

Meanwhile one of my beloved readers sent me this fantastic picture to the Soupy hotline:

Yes, grab em while you can my beloved readers. The Tiger mania will end soon and you could be missing a piece of Americana!

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Hiiiiiiii, Yes my beloved fans, it’s me again! have you missed me? Of course you have you shuddering sadistic fans of all that is important today! And are you as amazed as I am that Jon – Kate + 8 – TLC isn’t todays Soupy post? No indeedy my lovely dumplings, today, we get to look into the life that is the Iconic manwhore, Tiger Woods!

Yes, yes, I’m sure you’ve also been following with bated anticipation, Was Elin using the 3-iron to get Tiger out of his undamaged drivers side or was she using it to damage the occupant of the drivers side? Watching the number of women claiming to be Tiger’s mistress climb faster than the national debt is an interesting pastime in itself, but Soupy does wonder, Just how stupid was Tiger to bang the local huddle house style resturant waitress. Of course they’re not going to keep their mouths shut, after all they didn’t keep their legs shut either, now did they, Of course Tiger didn’t exactly keep his zipper shut either.

So what would any red blooded Waitress do when Tiger doesn’t leave his wife for her? Sell the story of course! Make money off that Manwhore! After all, who cares about discretion and private lives! Not Soupy! Gimme details! (Ed. Note: Soupy wants details, so our intrepid editors went pluming through the most base parts of the interweb to bring you this gem)

Mindy Lawton, a 33-year-old Florida waitress who spoke with London’s News of the World as well as Jamie Jungers, a Las Vegas model. “I love Tiger, but he got careless,” said a source. “He’s been doing this for years. He wanted to run with the big dogs.” Rist has issued a resounding “no comment” in response to the story, but Lawton was more than happy to detail her relationship with Woods: “Sometimes, I looked like a rag doll after we’d made love…. He really did like it rough,” she said. Lawton says they met in 2006 and on a scale of 10, she would give him a 12 in the bedroom, but while she wanted to be “the next Mrs. Woods,” all he cared about was a physical relationship.

Mmm, such salacious details. Don’t you just love the slimy aftertaste? I was talking about Ms Lawton, where did your mind go you naughty readers?

Speaking of aftertaste, Evidently it wasn’t enough for our golfing manwhore to have sex, no, he enjoyed combining sex with Ambien with some amazing results! (ed note: Please, don’t be stupid and do things like this just because Tiger Woods did it, If Tiger Woods jumped off a cliff, would you?) Yes, yes, Mr Editor, you’re right, abusing Ambien and painkillers is daft and stoopid. But maybe that’s why he was snoring after wrecking his car that night?

And last for my dear readers, think about this beautiful little tidbit, can you imagine what it must be like when former prostitutes and call girls start calling out the mistresses? How low must some of these women be if whores are looking down on them? (ed note *sigh*: The opinions expressed by Soupy do not reflect the views of anyone other than Soupy and do not reflect the opinions of bloodstar.org)

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Hey all you television fans, I bet you were riveted to the little screen as the trainwreck known as Jon and Kate Plus 8 changed their name to ((Jon) xor (kate)) plus 8 poor kids who haven’t led a normal life and will hate their parents as soon as they’re old enough to resent them spending all their money, but who’s counting so long as the money flows, right?

uhhh…

Jon & Kate Plus 8 will go on hiatus until August following the Gosselins’ separation announcement on Monday’s episode, TLC said in a statement.

“TLC continues to support the Gosselin family and will work closely with them to determine the best way to continue to tell their story as they navigate through this difficult time,” the statement read.

I hope they invested their money wisely!

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Well, friends, it appears the end is near.  Unfortunately, our favorite couple has, not surprisingly, decided to head for splitsville.  What does this mean for the show??  It won’t possibly be the same without Kate’s snarky jabs and Jon and his pitiful woe-is-me looks at the camera.  No doubt there will likely be some spin-off show before too long, focusing not on the kids (kids?  what kids?) but on their parents’ attempts to find suitable substitutes for one another.  That should be about as interesting as, well, the current show. 

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Jon and Kate might split up!  AND he might not be the only one having an affair!!! *gasp*  This one just gets juicier by the day!!

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This is pretty amazing.  Not sure how I would react…once the initial anger wore off.  Lawsuit against the hospital, anyone?

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Here’s my thoughts on some of the recent goings-on…

Jon and Kate plus 8 – Did he have an affair??  Um, shyeah!!!  Have you watched the show?  Jon and Kate do not get along and he seems completely miserable most of the time.  I’m sure he loves his kids, but his wife seems to be another matter.  And who wouldn’t have an affair with a young twenty-something when your bitchy, harpy wife is on the road half the time?

Martinez suspended for steroid use.  I’m a little behind on this one, but hello?!?  Your doc prescribed something on the banned list and you didn’t apply for a waiver?  Two words.  Dumb Ass.

Peterson indicted in death of third wife.  Okay, we knew this had to be coming at some point.  This guy is just too creepy to not have killed one of his wives, be it the third one (found dead in an empty bathtub right before their divorce was final) or his fourth one (now missing for many months).  He’s far to glib about everything not to be guilty.  “Not-guilty until proven innocent” my ass on this one.

-Soupy

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I’m the newest contributor to the blog and thought I’d give a brief introduction.  This blog is pretty cerebral and needs some lightening up beyond the periodic picture or LOLcat.  That’s where I come in.  I’m here to provide occasional/sporadic/whenever I feel like it snarky updates on news you don’t need to think about. In other words, I’m the blog’s gossip writer.  My posts will most likely be brief and related to stupid stuff few people care to admit that they pay attention to.  Your feedback is welcome!

Soupy

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